Tee hee

Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve "inner peace"
is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my
house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving
the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of
shhhardonay, a bodle of Baile
ys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl
Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a c
hocolets. Yu haf no idr who fikin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

(Thanks for sending it Char.  I got a giggle out of it.)