Fourth Marriage

A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the
sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.
"Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color
dress are you looking for?"


The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil."


The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the
wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more
appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for those who
are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue
would be nice?"

"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the
clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite
appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I
remain as innocent as any first-time bride. You see, my first husband
was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our
hotel.

My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in
the Limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled
Immediately and never spoke to each other again."

"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.

"That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four years,
he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be."