A late lunch and some weird google searches

means I have found the following:

  • Don’t let cattle graze with other kinds of Cattle (Leviticus 19:19)
  • Don’t have a variety of crops on the same field. (Leviticus 19:19)
  • Don’t wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)
  • Don’t cut your hair nor shave. (Leviticus 19:27)
  • Any person who curseth his mother or father, must be killed. (Leviticus 20:9)
  • If a man cheats on his wife, or vise versa, both the man and the woman must die. (Leviticus 20:10).  I wonder if Dr. Laura would like that one to be enforced?
  • If a man sleeps with his father’s wife… both him and his father’s wife is to be put to death. (Leviticus 20:11)
  • If a man sleeps with his wife and her mother they are all to be burnt to death.  (Leviticus 20:14)
  • If a man or woman has sex with an animal, both human and animal must be killed. (Leviticus 20:15-16).  I guess you should kill the animal since they were willing participants.  Are they crazy?
  • If a man has sex with a woman on her period, they are both to be “cut off from their people” (Leviticus 20:18)
  • Psychics, wizards, and so on are to be stoned to death.  (Leviticus 20:27)
  • If a priest’s daughter is a whore, she is to be burnt at the stake.  (Leviticus 21:9)
  • People who have flat noses, or is blind or lame, cannot go to an altar of God (Leviticus 21:17-18)
  • Anyone who curses or blasphemes God, should be stoned to death by the community.  (Leviticus 24:14-16)
Thank you writer of http://www.paulspoerry.com/2008/07/28/christians-are-wierd-sometimes/.  This was fun and interesting while being very informative. 

As a side note:  I knew a lot of this.  Christians will tell you that this was from the Old Testament and we aren't following that one any more.  We use the New Testament now.  You know, because God is infallible and perfect.  He may well be, but he could use some new writers. 

Hmm... I wonder if he's hiring?  No one else is in this country.

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