So...
I broke down and entered the world of cell phones again. I had decided back in August to get rid of mine and save money. Bad idea.
Anyhow, my new number belonged to a woman named Leanne. Leanne must have been quite popular among the men in the area. I have received at least 7 phone calls since Saturday from 7 different guys. One even got mad at me when I said he had the wrong number. He insisted that I was Leanne and that I was dissing him big time.
Two of these calls came during the middle of the night. One even left a message:
Yo baby Leanne. Wassup? I was hoping to get with you yo. Its (garbled Spanglish name here). Give me a shout will you?
I'm thinking Leanne was:
a. A probation officer
b. A drug dealer
c. A prostitute
Interesting people in this world. Makes me feel very normal and boring. See? My resolution is working all ready and all I had to do was none of the listed activities above.
Anyhow, my new number belonged to a woman named Leanne. Leanne must have been quite popular among the men in the area. I have received at least 7 phone calls since Saturday from 7 different guys. One even got mad at me when I said he had the wrong number. He insisted that I was Leanne and that I was dissing him big time.
Two of these calls came during the middle of the night. One even left a message:
Yo baby Leanne. Wassup? I was hoping to get with you yo. Its (garbled Spanglish name here). Give me a shout will you?
I'm thinking Leanne was:
a. A probation officer
b. A drug dealer
c. A prostitute
Interesting people in this world. Makes me feel very normal and boring. See? My resolution is working all ready and all I had to do was none of the listed activities above.
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