Elaine

Remember when I brought her home?  She was great.  Well, she's not doing so great.  Aaron and Dave are working on her today and trying to convince her that driving on the highway for 15 minutes isn't all that bad.  I know its cold and stuff, but its mostly flat.  And its not that far. 

I hope she listens.  This is going to end badly, I know it is. 

I can't seem to understand why, after only 21 years and 210,000 miles she would be unhappy with the new commute.  Her heater isn't working.  Her windshield is broken.  And she really, really doesn't like starting anymore.  And I think she's sundowning.  But that's a discussion for another day.