I love you, Conan!

Yes.  I have a thing for Conan.  Its not a crush thing or an attraction thing.  Its a thing called, "You make milk come out of my nose from laughing so hard - thing."  Jay Leno is a hack.  An un-funny horrible "comic" that kissed enough butt to get the Tonight Show.  Conan... I'll follow you to the ends of the Earth.  Heck, I'll even watch you on Fox.