Pirate Shmirate

I'm just going to admit it: the second Pirates movie made no sense to me at all. I just kept not hearing it or not understanding the Pirate lingo. I was constantly pausing and rewinding until I just said "screw it" and forged on.

I hear the third is even more convoluted. I just don't get it. What's the big deal with these damn movies? Captain Jack is cool and all, but really... who fricken follows the plot in these damn things??

Is it just me? Am I Pirate Language Deaf?